Take it or leave it, but it sure is an audacious reflection (not to mention hilarious).
"Pam (Anderson) is the contemporary Marilyn Monroe, inadvertently illustrating which aspects of human desire can evolve (and which aspects never will).
She's never been a person, and I'm glad. Pam doesn't just have sex with guys; Pam fucks reality.
Madonna is an unsuccessful sexual icon because she desperately wants to be a sexual icon. Pamela Anderson is the perfect sexual icon because she wants to have sex. You think that makes her dumb? Well, maybe you're right. But how smart are you while you're having sex? What part of sex is "intellectual"? Certainly none of the good parts."